Gaming Humor

Here are some funny things that happen at the gaming table. These are all clipped from Wizards of the Coast, you can read more just follow the link.
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It helps if you pronounce the hyphen

From Jacob:

DM: The marilith disarms you.
PC: But I’m a monk. I’m not using any weapons.
DM: My bad. Let me do this again… she dis-arms you.

As Columbus writes “Spain” on the right edge of the paper…

DM: The passageway ends. You can go left or right.
David: Let’s go left.
Jacob: Wait. Let’s go right.
David: Why right?
Jacob: Well, I just think that because we fought the trolls back in a room that was on the right, we should go right.
David: [Incredulous] What?
Jacob: I’m on the edge of the paper. If we go left, I’ll run out of paper.
David: OK, let’s go right.

Spelling counts

From Bob:

A player passed me a note to tell me that he was disguised as a “pheasant.” He was extremely surprised when the bad guys entered the tavern to see his character in a bird costume, trying to be discreet.

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